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Reclaiming Pleasure, Power and Presence: A Guide to Yoni Eggs and Crystal Wands

At LaLoba, we believe every woman carries sacred wisdom in her womb. Your body holds the stories of your lineage, your pleasure, your grief, and your healing. Our yoni eggs and crystal wands are more than tools—they are portals. Gateways into deeper connection with your sensual self, your cyclical nature, and your divine feminine power.

Whether you're in a season of awakening, rebirth, or remembrance—these tools meet you exactly where you are. Let us guide you through the transformative power of these sacred offerings and how they can support your journey of embodiment, healing and pleasure.

Yoni Eggs: Crystalline Tools for Pelvic Empowerment and Womb Wisdom

Yoni eggs are hand-carved crystals shaped to fit comfortably inside your body. Rooted in ancient Taoist tradition, this practice is about more than pelvic strength—it’s a remembrance of your inner power and sensual sovereignty.

Physical Benefits of Yoni Eggs

  • Strengthen and tone the pelvic floor

  • Support natural lubrication and increase vaginal sensitivity

  • Reignite libido and erotic aliveness

  • Enhance orgasmic potential for deeper intimacy

  • Aid in recovery from childbirth and support birth preparation

  • Reduce symptoms of prolapse and incontinence

  • Encourage hormonal balance through increased pelvic blood flow

Spiritual and Energetic Benefits

  • Reconnect you to your womb space and cyclical wisdom

  • Clear trauma and stagnant energy held in the pelvic bowl

  • Absorb the healing energy of your chosen crystal

  • Awaken your life force energy (Chi) and creative flow

  • Deepen your relationship with the divine feminine within

  • Cultivate self-love, sacred ritual, and embodied presence

Every egg practice becomes a sacred invitation—an act of devotion to your body and your inner truth. Whether you're recovering from birth, navigating hormonal shifts, or yearning to reconnect with your sensual self, yoni eggs offer a path inward that is gentle yet deeply powerful.

Choosing Your Yoni Egg Size

  • Medium: Most women start here for comfort and ease of use

  • Set of 3: Work with a range of sizes to build tone and sensitivity

  • Small: Builds refined muscle awareness and control

  • Large: Offers support in early healing stages, postpartum, or for those new to internal practices

Energetically, all sizes work on the same level. Your choice simply depends on your physical and emotional needs at this time. Each LaLoba egg comes with a linen pouch and ritual guide for intentional practice.

Crystal Wands: Tools for Sacred Dearmouring and Sensual Expansion

Our crystal wands are designed to meet the landscapes of your inner world with love, care, and reverence. These are not simply pleasure objects—they are sacred instruments for emotional release, energetic clearing, and deeper embodiment.

The tissues of our pelvis often hold years of stored emotion, conditioning and tension. Through sacred wand practice, you are invited to soften into your body and awaken your pleasure as medicine.

Physical Benefits of Wand Practice

  • Release pelvic tension, numbness, and armouring

  • Support healing from birth trauma or painful penetration

  • Activate internal pleasure zones such as the G-spot, A-spot, cervix and anal tissues

  • Restore sensitivity rather than desensitise

  • Use for internal or external stimulation, or for pressure point release

Emotional and Spiritual Benefits

  • Dissolve shame and trauma stored in the yoni

  • Strengthen self-trust and connection to the erotic self

  • Deepen presence, awareness and full-bodied pleasure

  • Restore safety and joy to the act of self-touch

  • Turn pleasure into a sacred ritual, a homecoming to your wholeness

This is not about performance—it’s about reverence. Wand work becomes a path of healing, self-celebration, and reconnection to the truth of your body.

Wand Shapes and Their Unique Support

Curve
Designed for G-spot and cervical activation. This shape helps reach deeper tissues and is ideal for emotional release and internal massage.

Straight
A classic shape suited to both beginners and experienced users. Perfect for gentle dearmouring, self-exploration and internal pressure point work.

Twist
Textured and ribbed for enhanced sensation. This wand stimulates the vaginal walls and supports the release of pelvic tension held in fascia.

Wand Sizes

  • Large: Substantial, beautifully weighted and ideal if you enjoy fullness and deeper internal sensation

  • Slim: Sleek and gentle, perfect for internal massage and those beginning their dearmouring practice

  • Petite (under 17cm): A non-intimidating option for precision, gentle exploration or internal pressure point work

Each wand includes a LaLoba ritual brochure and a linen pouch, to honour your sacred practice.

Dearmouring as Ritual

Dearmouring is a sacred practice of releasing physical and emotional armour that may have accumulated from trauma, birth, cultural shame or lack of self-connection. It is a gentle but powerful way to honour the body as temple and restore its natural capacity for joy and pleasure.

Your practice might look like:

  • Creating a calming space with candlelight and soft music

  • Setting a clear intention or affirmation

  • Using conscious breath and presence to explore your body with love

  • Releasing with sound, movement or tears if they arise

  • Closing with gratitude, integration and rest

This is about meeting yourself fully—with compassion, curiosity and reverence.

With love, 

Alexandra x

Reclaiming Pleasure, Power and Presence: A Guide to Yoni Eggs and Crystal Wands

At LaLoba, we believe every woman carries sacred wisdom in her womb. Your body holds the stories of your lineage, your pleasure, your grief, and your healing. Our yoni eggs and crystal wands are more than tools—they are portals. Gateways into deeper connection with your sensual self, your cyclical nature, and your divine feminine power.

Whether you're in a season of awakening, rebirth, or remembrance—these tools meet you exactly where you are. Let us guide you through the transformative power of these sacred offerings and how they can support your journey of embodiment, healing and pleasure.

Yoni Eggs: Crystalline Tools for Pelvic Empowerment and Womb Wisdom

Yoni eggs are hand-carved crystals shaped to fit comfortably inside your body. Rooted in ancient Taoist tradition, this practice is about more than pelvic strength—it’s a remembrance of your inner power and sensual sovereignty.

Physical Benefits of Yoni Eggs

  • Strengthen and tone the pelvic floor

  • Support natural lubrication and increase vaginal sensitivity

  • Reignite libido and erotic aliveness

  • Enhance orgasmic potential for deeper intimacy

  • Aid in recovery from childbirth and support birth preparation

  • Reduce symptoms of prolapse and incontinence

  • Encourage hormonal balance through increased pelvic blood flow

Spiritual and Energetic Benefits

  • Reconnect you to your womb space and cyclical wisdom

  • Clear trauma and stagnant energy held in the pelvic bowl

  • Absorb the healing energy of your chosen crystal

  • Awaken your life force energy (Chi) and creative flow

  • Deepen your relationship with the divine feminine within

  • Cultivate self-love, sacred ritual, and embodied presence

Every egg practice becomes a sacred invitation—an act of devotion to your body and your inner truth. Whether you're recovering from birth, navigating hormonal shifts, or yearning to reconnect with your sensual self, yoni eggs offer a path inward that is gentle yet deeply powerful.

Choosing Your Yoni Egg Size

  • Medium: Most women start here for comfort and ease of use

  • Set of 3: Work with a range of sizes to build tone and sensitivity

  • Small: Builds refined muscle awareness and control

  • Large: Offers support in early healing stages, postpartum, or for those new to internal practices

Energetically, all sizes work on the same level. Your choice simply depends on your physical and emotional needs at this time. Each LaLoba egg comes with a linen pouch and ritual guide for intentional practice.

Crystal Wands: Tools for Sacred Dearmouring and Sensual Expansion

Our crystal wands are designed to meet the landscapes of your inner world with love, care, and reverence. These are not simply pleasure objects—they are sacred instruments for emotional release, energetic clearing, and deeper embodiment.

The tissues of our pelvis often hold years of stored emotion, conditioning and tension. Through sacred wand practice, you are invited to soften into your body and awaken your pleasure as medicine.

Physical Benefits of Wand Practice

  • Release pelvic tension, numbness, and armouring

  • Support healing from birth trauma or painful penetration

  • Activate internal pleasure zones such as the G-spot, A-spot, cervix and anal tissues

  • Restore sensitivity rather than desensitise

  • Use for internal or external stimulation, or for pressure point release

Emotional and Spiritual Benefits

  • Dissolve shame and trauma stored in the yoni

  • Strengthen self-trust and connection to the erotic self

  • Deepen presence, awareness and full-bodied pleasure

  • Restore safety and joy to the act of self-touch

  • Turn pleasure into a sacred ritual, a homecoming to your wholeness

This is not about performance—it’s about reverence. Wand work becomes a path of healing, self-celebration, and reconnection to the truth of your body.

Wand Shapes and Their Unique Support

Curve
Designed for G-spot and cervical activation. This shape helps reach deeper tissues and is ideal for emotional release and internal massage.

Straight
A classic shape suited to both beginners and experienced users. Perfect for gentle dearmouring, self-exploration and internal pressure point work.

Twist
Textured and ribbed for enhanced sensation. This wand stimulates the vaginal walls and supports the release of pelvic tension held in fascia.

Wand Sizes

  • Large: Substantial, beautifully weighted and ideal if you enjoy fullness and deeper internal sensation

  • Slim: Sleek and gentle, perfect for internal massage and those beginning their dearmouring practice

  • Petite (under 17cm): A non-intimidating option for precision, gentle exploration or internal pressure point work

Each wand includes a LaLoba ritual brochure and a linen pouch, to honour your sacred practice.

Dearmouring as Ritual

Dearmouring is a sacred practice of releasing physical and emotional armour that may have accumulated from trauma, birth, cultural shame or lack of self-connection. It is a gentle but powerful way to honour the body as temple and restore its natural capacity for joy and pleasure.

Your practice might look like:

  • Creating a calming space with candlelight and soft music

  • Setting a clear intention or affirmation

  • Using conscious breath and presence to explore your body with love

  • Releasing with sound, movement or tears if they arise

  • Closing with gratitude, integration and rest

This is about meeting yourself fully—with compassion, curiosity and reverence.

With love, 

Alexandra x

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